STARLGHT FRENCH BULLDOGS

 FRENCH BULLDOG PROPERTY LAW. 

1. IF I LIKE IT, ITS MINE.
2. IF I SAW IT, ITS MINE.
3. IF ITS IN MY MOUTH, ITS MINE.
4. IF I CAN TAKE IT FROM YOU, ITS MINE.
5. IF IT LOOKS LIKE MINE, ITS MINE.
6. IF I HAD IT A LITTLE WHILE AGO, ITS MINE.
7. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING AND YOU PUT IT DOWN, ITS MINE.
8. IF I CHEW SOMETHING UP, THE PIECES ARE MINE.
9. IF IT USED TO BE YOURS, GET OVER IT.
10. IF I PEE ON SOMETHING OF YOURS, ITS STILL YOURS.